Dumb-asses

Dear Dreamers,

So today I was super bored so I started watching Jerry springer, and I came across a  video that said,”Don’t sleep with (let’s say) colored people if your daddy is apart of the KKK.” I mean for one, it doesn’t matter if your daddy is apart of… yeah I can’t think of anything worse than being in the KKK, maybe being in the Dicks Society. Wait, I just got informed its the same organization. Okay, so there’s really nothing worse. Anyway, where was I.. oh yes, it doesn’t matter what your daddy’s apart of, it shouldn’t affect who you fuck and don’t fuck. This girl had slept with a Mexican and in result a child was born. First of all, if you didn’t know if you sleep with a person, or really fuck a person because you can sleep with people just not screw them, so if you screw a person there’s a chance that a child will result. Now I’m not saying it happens every time you have sex but it could happen. Just thought you should know that. Anyway, her dad can’t except her child, and her brother wants to be just like their daddy. He’s in the KKK as well, and is proud. But wait for the big bomb, a few months back he slept with a colored lady. Ohhh, wow such a crime. Not, I mean if you liked her and you wanted to show that you liked her by engaging in physical interactions thats fine by me. For you people that don’t understand I’ll break it down, really if she’s a good fuck then who cares what race she is. I probably just spelt that wrong. Whatever, anyway blah blah blah, all stupid shit is said. But I kept on watching more videos of the Jerry Springer show, or how the KKK describes him, Jew boy, and the KKK has been on the show multiple of times. And I saw what they where, I mean come on who wears a dress to a rally. Oh, and I was wondering could you get me into Hogwarts as well, and if I go to Hogwarts I get a pointy hat,right? I mean come on, you look like ugly ghosts, actually I take that back I can’t call you ghosts because that’s an insult to all ghosts. So I apologize to all ghosts everywhere. Anyway, I have a question does the different color dresses mean different levels of STUPIDITY, I mean come on. Wow, I say that a lot. Anyway, I’m also wondering why such big hats. I mean, you’re over compensating. We already know you have small dicks, you don’t need to hide what you don’t have or have little of behind those dresses and had a long pointy hat to compensate for it. We all know the truth. Denial is the hardest step, or is that acceptance, anyway just know were all here for you. EVERY single one of us. What I also wonder is, why are you all so stupid. I mean literally, none of you know what you’re talking about. I mean on the show twice, or more than twice I heard some one say I have Freedom of Speech, it’s in the Bill of Rights! Um, hello? Just curious, but did you even go to school. Or did you get educated by watching mean girls over, and over, and over again.“And on the third day, God created the Remington Bolt-Action Rifle, so that man could fight the dinosaurs, and the homosexuals.”  I mean, because that’s just totally true. And we all believe that. You can hear the sarcasm in my voice right, I just wanted to make sure. You know since you’re so educated and all I wanted to see if you could tell. Wait, I’m sorry you don’t even know what that means. Anyway, Freedom of Speech is in the Constitution, just for your information. Oh, and what is the “White Power” thing. Whenever I heard it, it was when you had no fucking clue what you were talking about. Which was all the time. Stop hiding behind some dumb-ass saying. It doesn’t make you sound badass, it doesn’t make you cool. Hey, you think if I go around screaming “Magical Monkeys” and holding my hand out I’ll look like a badass. I mean it works for you doesn’t it. Anyway, I’m tired of you guys. I have a new name for your group. “Dumb-ass, mother fucking, over compensating, small dick and no tit biggots.” I LOVE it. I mean, I continued to watch Jerry Springer and I have to say that the guy that’s married to a horse, who actually came out on stage and made  out with a horse and admits to having fucked the horse is way smarter than y’all.

Sincerely not caring about your feelings,

Reality

*Below is a pic of my pointy hat!!

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I Have No Life and I’m Okay with that.

Dear the unfortunate people,

I’m fine with admitting that I probably have no life. I mean for god’s sake I’m taking time out of my day to blog about my feelings. What does that say about me. I’m a reader, I love reading. I sometimes watch youtube videos, I don’t really watch like specific people constantly except for one person or really technically two people since their a couple. GO PIKE. I LOVE LOVE LOVE P.K. CREEDON AND MIKE.  Admit it all you pike fans you really don’t know Mike’s last name either. I heard it in the latest video that they posted but, that’s not the point. Anyway I love them, I love how much they love each other. I love when I watch their videos I feel like I know them and from the first second, right when they say “Hey ya’ll.” I have a huge smile on my face. Anyway, this is about me not having a life. So, today I was super super bored and you should know that I don’t watch tv. If I do it’s shows that in my opinion are actually good. I don’t watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Actually just this past summer I was making fun of how that show was the stupidest show ever. I just thought it was a show about spoiled, stupid right girls. I really did, but today I was so bored that I started watching clips on youtube of it. And I have to admit I was fucking shocked when I watched it, I actually thought they were all stupid and rich brats. I mean Kim is really smart and wow. I judged a book by their cover, but we all do it. I try not to do it a lot but you can’t tell me you don’t do it. Well, technically you can but then you be a fucking liar. Anyway, I continued to watch the clips because i wanted to see what else I was wrong about and because I learned that the Kardashians have Hot step, blood related, I don’t really give a fuck brothers.

Blah blah blah, I’m so bored and I learned all this stuff some of it a bunch of crap and a lot of drama. Anyway I clicked on this video and it was about Rob Jenner and it was this girl, on youtube. Anyway she was talking about Rob Jenner and his weight problem and drug problem and his Instagram account. How he took down all his photos and was starting over and there’s only one photo on his account  and it’s him at the beach chillin eating his lunch. And here you are scrutinizing him over his weight saying “Really Rob, come on. That’s not how the pounds are gonna come off, but more like keep coming. And look at that back acne.” I mean come on no one fucking cares what you have to say and think. Maybe some do but I fucking don’t and I’m not saying that I’m more important than everybody else and that you should listen to everything I fucking say, that would be too big of a narcissist of me. But I mean just let the guy eat, even though he can’t hear you. But you dedicated a whole video to him going from hunk to flunk. I mean give the guy a break. I mean he could have a medical condition, obesity it’s self is a sickness. He’s a little bigger than from before when he had a 4 pack or whatever. As I said before and if I didn’t I’ll say it right now, who fucking cares. Get a life. Now you could say the same thing to me, but I already told you i’m okay with not having a life. And you could say the same and either be, for one be lying and trying to copy me, or two are telling the truth and I really just don’t give a crap. But I’m in high school you’re like in college or I’m pretty sure you’re out of college. Anyway that’s all I have to say for now.

That’s my nonsensical rant.

Bye,

Sincerely not giving a crap,

Reality

About Me!

Dear to the unfortunate people who took time to read this,

I just started on this site and I thought my first blog could be about me. Well I have no clue. Well, I must have some clue or that would just be ridiculous. Oooh, now I feel like I’m in a Harry Potter movie when I said that. Oooh, I know I’m Lupin. I think thats his name. Oh whatever, and technically I didn’t say that but I wrote it. Now where was I.. oh yes I have no clue what to write. And it’s not because I’m nervous because I’m not. I mean you guys don’t know who I am, and if you did who cares. Anyway, I guess I’m weird. Well no, not guess I know I’m weird but everybody’s weird. The 11th Doctor says things like, “Bow ties are cool.” or “Fez’s are cool.” so I say being weird is cool. Now I have a question, when you’re using quotation marks and you want to write like a period or question mark does it go before the last quotation mark or after. I thought I learned it, that it goes before. Well I’m pretty sure I learned it that way, it I didn’t then I never listened to my teacher. Whatever, oh yes about me. If you do continue to read this blog I just have a few things I want to say first.

  1. God bless you.
  2. I will probably write things that you won’t understand. Heck I don’t understand myself half the time.
  3. I will take questions. Like a “Ask me” column. But I have some rules or more like warnings.
  4. I’m not going to tell you what you want to hear. I’m going to give you the stone cold truth. You don’t like, well tuff.
  5. Probably just reality, or realitycheck for short.
  6. Now theres a very good chance that I won’t get any requests for a while or at all but who cares
  7. I will then rant on stupid topics I probably don’t know that much about or just read about.
  8. Or I’ll rant about something that happened during my day that pissed me off. Yippee.
  9. Things I rant about will probably be wrong, stupid, will probably make no sense to my rant. Or anything in general. Deal with it.
  10. There’s probably more but I can’t think of them.

Well, that’s my first post. Bye.

Oh and my grammar and spelling will probably be way way off. Deal with it.

Sincerely not caring about your feelings,

Reality