Yesterday

Dear Dreamers, 

So I know it’s been a while, and that you’ve missed me and my sarcastic charm so much. Don’t worry I’m back but it’s seems I’ve misplaced my sarcasm, so for now let’s mix it up a bit. Here is one of my favorite poems. Enjoy!

Yesterday

Long blonde hair and big blue eyes, watching this thing that is our world.

I see the bus coming my way, yet all I want to do is run, run all the way back to yesterday.

I don’t play by the rules of the game. I want the day with blue skies and lots of apple pie to come back and stay.

Children running around, climbing trees and scraping knees. 

Their laughter could be heard all around. 

I wonder if they’ll notice a piece is out of place, or

Will they just fill it with another blank face.

This thing called ‘nature’ has long been extinct.

Why go smell the roses and get attacked by bees?

Don’t you get it, I have to stay linked.

So we just stay curled up playing on our PSP.

What are you saying? I have tons of friends. 

I have like 5000 followers on my instagram..

I’m sorry I am too busy instant messaging to realize that no one knows the real me,

They perceive what they receive, and only notice my disguise 

Nowadays it’s rare for people to have any social skills.

Occupied by the latest trends and popping pills to even say hi.

No, we don’t have time to think about life. 

Too busy with social media, and asking for a light.

Our head is filled to the brim, wondering what filter would look best with this pic.

We continue to scroll through our feed, clicking and liking the things we see.

Because we hope that there’s a possibility they’ll like our picture as well.

But why is it that, when we don’t have enough likes or comments we freak.

Start measuring our self-worth and bodies tryin to find the imperfections they see.

So we cut our hair, get new clothes but it’s not a big deal.

I’m just changing myself completely to fit the role. 

I mean everyone says to look good and wear the right stuff. 

Sending the best bits of information and talking on kik,

Just leaving the emotion out of our lives, and torn farther apart.

When we’re little we tell our friends ‘I’ll always be there’ and they tell you too

But nobody’s there because a group chat will suffice..

We snapchat our ‘friends’ and stay hunched over device. 

That we aren’t aware the day has come to an end.

In society today we’re all alike, our creation has taken over humankind

They’re the masters and we’re their slaves and apparently that’s okay.

Because they’re so lifelike that we don’t notice our life flying by. 

I have so many friends and everyone loves me. 

When I get bored I “log on” to the world and see if anyone will talk to me.

I have 432 friends according to facebook, and got 30 likes on my last tweet.

We laugh at people when we see that on Snapchat, their highest streak is 3. 

It’s like we’re in a competition but no one’s winning. 

Streaming our favorite shows and trying to keep it cool. 

Our humanity has completely disappeared. Vanished! But that’s okay  

I have netflix, my phone and an ice cold beer. 

Can’t you see, I have so many friends: they’re just inside my phone 

I have a conversation all the time, I open up my contact list and there you go

I just text or skype them, it’ll go for hours on end.

But never call, because it’s too much effort to actually talk to a ‘friend’.

We’re all the same, no one’s unique. 

Technology has taken over and left us broken. Left us Weak.

We’re the ones who are programmed and leave our individuality out. 

All that’s left is a ghost of who we once were, 

We have no morality left on this earth..

You have so many friends, right? Then tell me this: What’s my name?

Or do you only know me by my 8 letter and 3 digit code name

Our world today brings me great sorrow and pain..

Cause most of us today don’t care about tomorrow.

So all I want is for yesterday to be today.

For today to be better, to shut down our systems.

Actually dream and wonder, to stop with all the critiques.

And tomorrow, we all aren’t just a number, we’re different.

Long blonde hair, big blue eyes. I cut off all ties to the eworld

Step out my front door to enjoy my world, 

Because I’ve been blessed, to just be me.

  

Okay, I’m okay! I made it, I almost didn’t from how serious I had to be. That was terrible, never doing that again. Hopefully I’ll be able to find that sarcasm soon. You know where it might be, I think it’s probably under my bed with all that other nonsense. Like my feelings and demons, and Trump! Okay see ya later.

Sincerely not caring about your feelings,

RealityCheck

Advertisements

Take Your Pants Off!!!

Dear Dreamers,

Guess what today is?!! Guess? Well I guess you can’t really guess. Well you can but I wouldn’t know that you are guessing. Anyone else already confused? Anyway, you know how there are like national donut day and national BFF day. Well I was wondering what today is and I found out that it is National Scotch day, (haha. That’s everyday people!! Stay in school kids.) and it’s National Take your pants for a walk day. Isn’t that amazing? Well it is to me and it should be for you as well. We take our pants for granted. We need to thank them. If you still don’t understand what I’m saying, GET OFF THE FUCKIN COUCH AND APPRECIATE YOUR FUCKIN PANTS. Do you understand now?  Aren’t I the nicest? I know, I know I’m fuckin great. Anyway when I first heard, well not really heard because no one told me – how dare them. Y’all should be ashamed of yourselves – I had to search it up. Anyway, when I first found out that it was national take your pants out for a walk day I thought that it meant that you were supposed to take your pants off and put them on a leash and then go for a walk. Yep, that’s the first thing that I think. What does that say about me? I know y’all don’t have to say it. I know that you guys are in love with me. Who wouldn’t be, other than that old man I ran over. Well not yet but when I do get my license, then I know he won’t like me. I already know that I’m going to kill or almost kill someone when I get behind the wheel of a car. What do you guys think? Just by reading my blog, how do you think I’ll be operating a vehicle? Anyway, what was I saying? Oh yes, so that’s the first thing that came to my mind. I know I’m just so brilliant. Wow I really need to stop using the words I, and I know. Well technically, I know is two words but what ever. I’m just really self absorbed and don’t give a damn about any of y’all. I’m a narcissist, we all are but I don’t know ( a l0t of things) I just love me more. Anyway, even if I was – okay almost did – go out with my pants on a leash it wouldn’t be that uncommon. I don’t think my neighbors expect any less from me. But yea, that’s all I wanted to say. I dedicated a whole post to taking off my pants. And all I want to say is that – I know I can’t judge you cuz I’m the one writing this. But I’m going to anyway – anyone who is reading this, if there’s anyone reading this, (I know I use a lot of commas) do you like not have a life or something? I mean I already know I don’t have one, that’s why I waste my “precious” time writing this. Anyway back on track, (haven’t been on track for years) do you just do nothing in the day? If I actually get likes and comments on this I’ll be:

  • Flattered
  • Think more of my self than I already do ( you don’t want that)
  • Be a douche ( I already am)
  • and then be ashamed that I actually have people reading this. Wow I get it I’m amazing, no need to stalk me. But I also understand, If I was you I would want to stalk me too.

 

Okay, bye bye. I have to go find food. It’s been too long since I last ate. 1o hardest minutes of my life. Not joking.

Sincerely not caring about your feelings,

Reality Check.

Annoying ‘friends’ and ‘Soulful’ Girls!!

Dear Dreamers,

Oh my goodness. Yesterday I tweeted out saying ‘I should’ve just stayed under the covers” and here I am. Hanging out with my best friend, ‘my bed’ and my laptop. Yet somehow I still have a headache. And it’s not like the ones I get sometimes, no that comes later on in the day. Yay me. No this one is different, Its like if you had a friend (which we don’t because our species -the internetians- doesn’t like human interaction. Oh wait, thats everyone in society today.Anyway) and this friend just kept on talking and talking and their voice is just really annoying and all you want to do is to put them asleep. Not hurt them, no just put a cloth in front of their mouths and make them go nighty night. But high school is amazing, hard, stupid and ugh. And I mean even though at my school there’s like no bullying going on that doesn’t mean theres not drama. I mean one example is that theres this guy I talk to and S.C. and whatever. And it’s annoying when girls steal his phone and take a pic of them and send it to me. I mean their not even dating and I find annoying and hilarious at the same time because I find it amusing that their like ‘bitch back off he’s mine but he doesn’t know that. I’m just going to force him to be mine.’ its so pathetically desperate. And I mean I’m like ‘bitch I could really care less. Wow he talks to other girls. That’s a shocker. I mean I talk to a guy is that illegal because I think that in these girls minds it is.’ I hate drama. I mean its so stupid and pointless. Like ‘Oh my goodness, that bitch Ashley I saw her talking to Shane while I was walking towards class. I mean what the hell, she knows I like him and then she talks to him. How dare she, but I mean whatever its not like she has a chance anyway did you see what she was wearing today. Oh my goodness what happened? Was she dropped as a child that she thinks she looks cute.’ Wow, those girls are the best. I mean what was Ashley thinking. She’s obviously insane if she thought ‘I’m going to talk to a person today’. I mean you guys are so much better than her. What don’t you have, you have the body, the looks, you have the friends. Oh I got it you don’t have a soul. But thats okay who needs a soul and who needs to be nice when you look this good. What’s also annoying are those girls that are nice sometimes but then their bitches. Those girls that people know and hangs out with the ‘soulful’ girls but then she also hangs out with the as you would call us, geeks. Oh my god I hate those girls. I mean she’s nice to you when you agree with her and stuff but you do one thing wrong and she’s talking with other girls and looking at you every couple seconds. I mean if you’re talking about me and are to gutless to say it to my face at least stare at me when you do it. I mean it’s not like I don’t already know. You look up at me and then look away and then look at me and look away. Its the same pattern yet you think you’re good at hiding it. Or when this girl is on the same sports team as you and they ask for your stuff when they don’t have their because their like “You’re not going to be playing so can I use it?” I’m like bitch, fuck you I just got back and I have to practice a little more, then I’ll be first string like I am. I was injured and you think that gives you a right to bag  on me. I mean being injured doesn’t even have anything to do with it. I mean if you want a honest answer here, “No you may not use my stuff. Bring your own. And by the way just let you know You’re a straight BITCH!!!” I think that would work. I might have to dial back on the big words I’m using because I don’t think she would understand the meaning of this big word, NO!!!

Well that’s my rant. I’m going to go stuff my face with food and then go sleep. Bye bye.

Sincerely not caring about your feelings,

RealityCheck

Dumb-asses

Dear Dreamers,

So today I was super bored so I started watching Jerry springer, and I came across a  video that said,”Don’t sleep with (let’s say) colored people if your daddy is apart of the KKK.” I mean for one, it doesn’t matter if your daddy is apart of… yeah I can’t think of anything worse than being in the KKK, maybe being in the Dicks Society. Wait, I just got informed its the same organization. Okay, so there’s really nothing worse. Anyway, where was I.. oh yes, it doesn’t matter what your daddy’s apart of, it shouldn’t affect who you fuck and don’t fuck. This girl had slept with a Mexican and in result a child was born. First of all, if you didn’t know if you sleep with a person, or really fuck a person because you can sleep with people just not screw them, so if you screw a person there’s a chance that a child will result. Now I’m not saying it happens every time you have sex but it could happen. Just thought you should know that. Anyway, her dad can’t except her child, and her brother wants to be just like their daddy. He’s in the KKK as well, and is proud. But wait for the big bomb, a few months back he slept with a colored lady. Ohhh, wow such a crime. Not, I mean if you liked her and you wanted to show that you liked her by engaging in physical interactions thats fine by me. For you people that don’t understand I’ll break it down, really if she’s a good fuck then who cares what race she is. I probably just spelt that wrong. Whatever, anyway blah blah blah, all stupid shit is said. But I kept on watching more videos of the Jerry Springer show, or how the KKK describes him, Jew boy, and the KKK has been on the show multiple of times. And I saw what they where, I mean come on who wears a dress to a rally. Oh, and I was wondering could you get me into Hogwarts as well, and if I go to Hogwarts I get a pointy hat,right? I mean come on, you look like ugly ghosts, actually I take that back I can’t call you ghosts because that’s an insult to all ghosts. So I apologize to all ghosts everywhere. Anyway, I have a question does the different color dresses mean different levels of STUPIDITY, I mean come on. Wow, I say that a lot. Anyway, I’m also wondering why such big hats. I mean, you’re over compensating. We already know you have small dicks, you don’t need to hide what you don’t have or have little of behind those dresses and had a long pointy hat to compensate for it. We all know the truth. Denial is the hardest step, or is that acceptance, anyway just know were all here for you. EVERY single one of us. What I also wonder is, why are you all so stupid. I mean literally, none of you know what you’re talking about. I mean on the show twice, or more than twice I heard some one say I have Freedom of Speech, it’s in the Bill of Rights! Um, hello? Just curious, but did you even go to school. Or did you get educated by watching mean girls over, and over, and over again.“And on the third day, God created the Remington Bolt-Action Rifle, so that man could fight the dinosaurs, and the homosexuals.”  I mean, because that’s just totally true. And we all believe that. You can hear the sarcasm in my voice right, I just wanted to make sure. You know since you’re so educated and all I wanted to see if you could tell. Wait, I’m sorry you don’t even know what that means. Anyway, Freedom of Speech is in the Constitution, just for your information. Oh, and what is the “White Power” thing. Whenever I heard it, it was when you had no fucking clue what you were talking about. Which was all the time. Stop hiding behind some dumb-ass saying. It doesn’t make you sound badass, it doesn’t make you cool. Hey, you think if I go around screaming “Magical Monkeys” and holding my hand out I’ll look like a badass. I mean it works for you doesn’t it. Anyway, I’m tired of you guys. I have a new name for your group. “Dumb-ass, mother fucking, over compensating, small dick and no tit biggots.” I LOVE it. I mean, I continued to watch Jerry Springer and I have to say that the guy that’s married to a horse, who actually came out on stage and made  out with a horse and admits to having fucked the horse is way smarter than y’all.

Sincerely not caring about your feelings,

Reality

*Below is a pic of my pointy hat!!

I Have No Life and I’m Okay with that.

Dear the unfortunate people,

I’m fine with admitting that I probably have no life. I mean for god’s sake I’m taking time out of my day to blog about my feelings. What does that say about me. I’m a reader, I love reading. I sometimes watch youtube videos, I don’t really watch like specific people constantly except for one person or really technically two people since their a couple. GO PIKE. I LOVE LOVE LOVE P.K. CREEDON AND MIKE.  Admit it all you pike fans you really don’t know Mike’s last name either. I heard it in the latest video that they posted but, that’s not the point. Anyway I love them, I love how much they love each other. I love when I watch their videos I feel like I know them and from the first second, right when they say “Hey ya’ll.” I have a huge smile on my face. Anyway, this is about me not having a life. So, today I was super super bored and you should know that I don’t watch tv. If I do it’s shows that in my opinion are actually good. I don’t watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Actually just this past summer I was making fun of how that show was the stupidest show ever. I just thought it was a show about spoiled, stupid right girls. I really did, but today I was so bored that I started watching clips on youtube of it. And I have to admit I was fucking shocked when I watched it, I actually thought they were all stupid and rich brats. I mean Kim is really smart and wow. I judged a book by their cover, but we all do it. I try not to do it a lot but you can’t tell me you don’t do it. Well, technically you can but then you be a fucking liar. Anyway, I continued to watch the clips because i wanted to see what else I was wrong about and because I learned that the Kardashians have Hot step, blood related, I don’t really give a fuck brothers.

Blah blah blah, I’m so bored and I learned all this stuff some of it a bunch of crap and a lot of drama. Anyway I clicked on this video and it was about Rob Jenner and it was this girl, on youtube. Anyway she was talking about Rob Jenner and his weight problem and drug problem and his Instagram account. How he took down all his photos and was starting over and there’s only one photo on his account  and it’s him at the beach chillin eating his lunch. And here you are scrutinizing him over his weight saying “Really Rob, come on. That’s not how the pounds are gonna come off, but more like keep coming. And look at that back acne.” I mean come on no one fucking cares what you have to say and think. Maybe some do but I fucking don’t and I’m not saying that I’m more important than everybody else and that you should listen to everything I fucking say, that would be too big of a narcissist of me. But I mean just let the guy eat, even though he can’t hear you. But you dedicated a whole video to him going from hunk to flunk. I mean give the guy a break. I mean he could have a medical condition, obesity it’s self is a sickness. He’s a little bigger than from before when he had a 4 pack or whatever. As I said before and if I didn’t I’ll say it right now, who fucking cares. Get a life. Now you could say the same thing to me, but I already told you i’m okay with not having a life. And you could say the same and either be, for one be lying and trying to copy me, or two are telling the truth and I really just don’t give a crap. But I’m in high school you’re like in college or I’m pretty sure you’re out of college. Anyway that’s all I have to say for now.

That’s my nonsensical rant.

Bye,

Sincerely not giving a crap,

Reality

About Me!

Dear to the unfortunate people who took time to read this,

I just started on this site and I thought my first blog could be about me. Well I have no clue. Well, I must have some clue or that would just be ridiculous. Oooh, now I feel like I’m in a Harry Potter movie when I said that. Oooh, I know I’m Lupin. I think thats his name. Oh whatever, and technically I didn’t say that but I wrote it. Now where was I.. oh yes I have no clue what to write. And it’s not because I’m nervous because I’m not. I mean you guys don’t know who I am, and if you did who cares. Anyway, I guess I’m weird. Well no, not guess I know I’m weird but everybody’s weird. The 11th Doctor says things like, “Bow ties are cool.” or “Fez’s are cool.” so I say being weird is cool. Now I have a question, when you’re using quotation marks and you want to write like a period or question mark does it go before the last quotation mark or after. I thought I learned it, that it goes before. Well I’m pretty sure I learned it that way, it I didn’t then I never listened to my teacher. Whatever, oh yes about me. If you do continue to read this blog I just have a few things I want to say first.

  1. God bless you.
  2. I will probably write things that you won’t understand. Heck I don’t understand myself half the time.
  3. I will take questions. Like a “Ask me” column. But I have some rules or more like warnings.
  4. I’m not going to tell you what you want to hear. I’m going to give you the stone cold truth. You don’t like, well tuff.
  5. Probably just reality, or realitycheck for short.
  6. Now theres a very good chance that I won’t get any requests for a while or at all but who cares
  7. I will then rant on stupid topics I probably don’t know that much about or just read about.
  8. Or I’ll rant about something that happened during my day that pissed me off. Yippee.
  9. Things I rant about will probably be wrong, stupid, will probably make no sense to my rant. Or anything in general. Deal with it.
  10. There’s probably more but I can’t think of them.

Well, that’s my first post. Bye.

Oh and my grammar and spelling will probably be way way off. Deal with it.

Sincerely not caring about your feelings,

Reality